10 Unauthentic Strategies for Luring in Your Romantic Target

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25 seduction techniques that just can’t fail…

101 ways to trick him into thinking you’re the Angelina Jolie of Southern Canada…

 Sound familiar?

We’ve all found ourselves procrastinating at the drug store, flipping through the new copy of Cosmopolitan only to discover the article that promises to solve all of your short term relationship woes (well, those of us that will admit it that is...). You walk in with the intention of indulging in a fresh Hagen-Das ice cream bar, and maybe even testing your luck with a 3 dollar investment in the lottery. You may not exit the shop a new found millionaire, but you have now struck the seduction know-how jackpot. Next stop the local singles bar, where you can test your new inextinguishable powers of seduction and possibly brush up on the choreography to dirty dancing that you spent so many countless hours memorizing. Not a single thing can pull you off of your high horse today.

 If only it was that easy.

 Nowadays there seems to be an instruction manual for everything, but building a lasting relationship should not be as easy to read and proceed with as building an Ikea shelving unit based on a manual. As convincing as these magazine articles can seem, there is only one fool-proof rule with a rate of 100% success that you should practice each and every day if ever you wish to find the love of your life. This tip is as follows:

 Be the awesome person you know you are.

 Memorize it. Practice it. Perfect it. Own it.

 Think about it, you know you’re an awesome person better than anybody else, so why not be that person that everybody wants to be around. If you know you’re a total keeper and act as such, people will have no choice but to be drawn to your amazingly seductive persona of awesome. This rule is vital to your survival in the romantic, social and professional atmospheres of your life.

 So remember, when you wake up in the morning; after having belted Madonna in your shower for a half hour and indulging in a toaster strudel feast fit for an awesome king/queen such as yourself, look in the mirror and tell yourself that you will own today, because you are an awesome individual with awesome intentions. Your significant other is somewhere out there owning their own respective awesomeness, waiting for an awesome person like you to come join them.

Comments

[Moira Farr]

It seems we've always had these handy women's mag "tips" for relationships, makeup, etc., but it's only intensified in our current time. Not sure why that is.

In my experience, assembling IKEA furniture is as challenging as, if not moreso than, keeping a relationship together...