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Maximilien Gamache

 

Max Gamache is a student at Algonquin College. He willed himself into existence 19 earth years ago, and has very sinister plans for the world. He enjoys writing, spending time with friends, gaming, and describing himself in the third person. He writes because he is convinced that within his mind there are ideas and concepts of pure brilliance. Once he realises he has the IQ of a moldy prune, he will stop writing and get a real job. Until that day he will blog here for the amusement of others.

  • Other Sites
    Here are some sites I don't hate.
    • Fully Ramblomatic
      The blog of Yahtzee Croshaw,a cynical video game journalist and writer. One of my primary influences.
    • HOPE & DERRING-DO
      The blog of my pal, Lee, aka. Super Lee aka. Leef and Pinecones, aka Lee why did you drink one of my Mooseheads? You could of asked, I would of said yes.
    • Patton Oswalt
      The website of the philosophical nerd-god-king. One day I hope I can be as smart and funny as Patton Oswalt.

I hate everything

I'm all complaints, no solutions.

Tuesday
Feb142012

Grown Ups Is a Terrible Film, Flee its Wrath.

DateTuesday, February 14, 2012 at 11:31AM

Grown Ups is a Happy Madison film written by Adam Sandler, and stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Rob Schneider. Do I really need to say that it was about as enjoyable as an episode of My Little Pony written by Marquis de Sade?

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Friday
Jan272012

Introductory Post, now go away.

DateFriday, January 27, 2012 at 6:18PM

I found myself sitting at my laptop, thinking. My first blog post, I figured I better make it good, make it vile, spiteful and funny. I scoured my mind for various subjects to write about. I figured that maybe I could write about the most recent Transformer’s film. Yes, that could work.

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